Happy weekend! Since we are already veterans of the Light Rock and Country Music Wars, I feel we are ready to fight and even bigger battle. Welcome to Rawk Wars. Turn back now if you are weak or lack courage. This will not be pretty.
As always, the winner is The person who finds the worst song. You can use any hard rock or metal selection you can find. The victor is determined by the number of fonzes their video receives by the end of the weekend. Show no mercy towards your adversaries for they will show none to you. Let me kick this off.
I would need a scientific calculator to come up with the total sum of the ways this song sucks. The crappy guitar playing, the insultingly lame lyrics, and the plodding tempo make this one classicly bad.
However, this is a truly terrible rock song. I don’t even really know how to describe it except to say it is terrible. Pretentious and stupid at the same time. The kind of song that is a deal breaker on a first date. This song is so bad my dog left the room when I played it. It is a song so bad that someone should write a song about it so it won’t be lost to history.
All right. The stakes are high. You know what to do warriors.
